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> Happy 99th Birthday Johnny Turtle
Doctor L
post Jun 15 2007, 01:46 PM
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Let the gift spree begin.


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Johnny Tuttle
post Jun 15 2007, 02:23 PM
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Thanks, you youngster :)


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post Jun 15 2007, 02:27 PM
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Happy 99th Tuttle

Here's a wheelchair with an oxygen tank

and some new dentures


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post Jun 15 2007, 03:28 PM
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post Jun 15 2007, 03:36 PM
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Happy B-Day Tuttle, I'll buy you a box of depends.


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post Jun 15 2007, 03:42 PM
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Happy Birthday Tuttle. I left you a link to the nursing home I work at. I hope to see you soon and you better have Medicare!

http://www.nursing-homes-ratings.com/NV/Cl...D_REHAB_CE.html

Oh and a bedside toilet as well:


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post Jun 15 2007, 07:21 PM
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Happy 99th dude.


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post Jun 15 2007, 07:31 PM
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I got you Anna Nicole Smith, she likes old dudes. The good news is she's lost weight, the bad news is she's a little on the decaying side. But hey, at 99 years old you should be happy to have anything to stick your dick in.



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post Jun 15 2007, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(Tenacious D-Store @ Jun 15 2007, 08:31 PM)
I got you Anna Nicole Smith, she likes old dudes.

Old dudes with millions of dollars.


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post Jun 15 2007, 08:03 PM
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Happy 99th Tuttle, I got you a pet.

A lobster who has had hip replacement surgery, he should fit right in. :rolleyes:



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Johnny Tuttle
post Jun 16 2007, 04:33 AM
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Thanks very much, Sonny Boys.

Now, I'm off to figure out where I should put Cap Anson in my lineup for the day.....And maybe I'll amble over to the theatre to see one of those technicolor talkies. I hear you can even see a lady's ankle in 'em these days.


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12 team, redraft, OBP & SLG & Holds, no AVG league

C: McCann
1B: Fielder
2B: Phillips
3B: Wright
SS: Drew
OF: Dunn/Bruce/Gut
UTIL: Vladdy/Pena
BN: Desmond/Beckham/Quentin

SP (All start, daily lineups): Johan, Greinke, Price, Garcia, Lackey, Leake, Oswalt, Ubaldo, Peavy
RP: Aardsma, Contreras, Lindstrom, Gregerson, Franklin
DL: Brett Anderson, Brad Penny

"Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point."
Joni Mitchell
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post Jun 16 2007, 10:56 AM
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Happy late one Johnny


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