 Happy 99th Birthday Johnny Turtle |
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 Jun 15 2007, 01:46 PM
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 THE KING OF KINGS  Group: Members Posts: 7,126 Joined: 3-July 06 From: Chicagoland Member No.: 185 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Green Bay Packers  |
Let the gift spree begin.
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Jun 15 2007, 02:23 PM
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Moron Group: Members Posts: 5,331 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 141 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Blue Jays, Lakers, Jazz |
Thanks, you youngster :)
-------------------- 12 team, redraft, OBP & SLG & Holds, no AVG league
C: McCann 1B: Fielder 2B: Phillips 3B: Wright SS: Drew OF: Dunn/Bruce/Gut UTIL: Vladdy/Pena BN: Desmond/Beckham/Quentin SP (All start, daily lineups): Johan, Greinke, Price, Garcia, Lackey, Leake, Oswalt, Ubaldo, Peavy RP: Aardsma, Contreras, Lindstrom, Gregerson, Franklin DL: Brett Anderson, Brad Penny "Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point." Joni Mitchell |
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Jun 15 2007, 02:27 PM
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 Eat 'em up Tigers, Eat 'em up  Group: Owner Posts: 14,100 Joined: 8-May 06 From: Michigan Member No.: 140 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Football Favorite Sports Teams: Tigers, Wings, Michigan Football, Lions |
Happy 99th Tuttle
Here's a wheelchair with an oxygen tank  and some new dentures 
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Jun 15 2007, 03:28 PM
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 Lounge Legend Group: Members Posts: 6,966 Joined: 7-May 06 From: Long Island, NY Member No.: 137 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Football Favorite Sports Teams: New York Jets/New York Yankees |
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Jun 15 2007, 03:36 PM
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 Woody Paige Jr. Group: Administrator Posts: 13,508 Joined: 23-May 06 From: Gilbert, Az Member No.: 156 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Football Favorite Sports Teams: Notre Dame Football |
Happy B-Day Tuttle, I'll buy you a box of depends.
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Jun 15 2007, 03:42 PM
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 Respect My Conglomerate Group: Members Posts: 4,567 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Ohio Member No.: 36 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Basketball Favorite Sports Teams: Houston Astros |
Happy Birthday Tuttle. I left you a link to the nursing home I work at. I hope to see you soon and you better have Medicare!
http://www.nursing-homes-ratings.com/NV/Cl...D_REHAB_CE.html Oh and a bedside toilet as well: 
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Jun 15 2007, 07:21 PM
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 My avatar punishment is over. How you like the avy zack? Group: Members Posts: 1,906 Joined: 6-September 06 Member No.: 267 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Vikings |
Happy 99th dude.
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Jun 15 2007, 07:31 PM
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 Dragon Slayer  Group: Staff Writer Posts: 8,338 Joined: 8-May 06 From: Ontario, Canada Member No.: 143 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Blue & White Cellar Dwellers |
I got you Anna Nicole Smith, she likes old dudes. The good news is she's lost weight, the bad news is she's a little on the decaying side. But hey, at 99 years old you should be happy to have anything to stick your dick in.
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Jun 15 2007, 07:56 PM
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Lounge Legend Group: Members Posts: 6,966 Joined: 7-May 06 From: Long Island, NY Member No.: 137 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Football Favorite Sports Teams: New York Jets/New York Yankees |
QUOTE(Tenacious D-Store @ Jun 15 2007, 08:31 PM) I got you Anna Nicole Smith, she likes old dudes. Old dudes with millions of dollars. -------------------- |
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Jun 15 2007, 08:03 PM
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 Don't Hassel!!! Group: Members Posts: 2,811 Joined: 10-May 06 From: Denver, CO Member No.: 147 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Football Favorite Sports Teams: Patriots, Celtics, BoSox, Gamecocks |
Happy 99th Tuttle, I got you a pet.
A lobster who has had hip replacement surgery, he should fit right in. :rolleyes: 
--------------------  Check out all my teams currently on MFL. Colorado Fighting Gamecocks - Shock and Awe Kansas City Stampede - FFPIL Defensive Coordinator Colorado Fighting Gamecocks - Blitz Invitational Colorado Fighting Gamecocks - USCL Seattle Seahawks - NEXFL |
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Jun 16 2007, 04:33 AM
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Moron Group: Members Posts: 5,331 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 141 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Blue Jays, Lakers, Jazz |
Thanks very much, Sonny Boys.
Now, I'm off to figure out where I should put Cap Anson in my lineup for the day.....And maybe I'll amble over to the theatre to see one of those technicolor talkies. I hear you can even see a lady's ankle in 'em these days. -------------------- 12 team, redraft, OBP & SLG & Holds, no AVG league
C: McCann 1B: Fielder 2B: Phillips 3B: Wright SS: Drew OF: Dunn/Bruce/Gut UTIL: Vladdy/Pena BN: Desmond/Beckham/Quentin SP (All start, daily lineups): Johan, Greinke, Price, Garcia, Lackey, Leake, Oswalt, Ubaldo, Peavy RP: Aardsma, Contreras, Lindstrom, Gregerson, Franklin DL: Brett Anderson, Brad Penny "Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point." Joni Mitchell |
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Jun 16 2007, 10:56 AM
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 Moisture is the essence of wetness Group: Members Posts: 5,122 Joined: 22-October 05 Member No.: 71 Favorite Fantasy Sport: Baseball Favorite Sports Teams: Boston Red Sox |
Happy late one Johnny
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